There was a couple holding hands at a department store. She wanted to shop for new clothes, while he wanted to browse the sporting goods section. They tugged and tugged at each other till they pulled each others arms right off. Now they both spend their shopping time together in the prosthetics department.
I chanced upon a man who was trying to put a square peg in a round hole. I told him, “It couldn’t be done.” He responded angrily, “buzz off!” Luckily I had a wooden mallet in my back pack. I took the square peg from his hand and hammered it into his round head.